About Caeneus Dearest Untamed Writers, Please remain wild. I want to hear about you. So let’s keep this simple. I study English and Creative Writing at Central Washington University. Under various pen names, I’ve written three best sellers in Self-Help and Spirituality. I like noodle bowls and black bean burritos. My literary crushes are Joe Lansdale, Elmore Leonard, William Joseph Martin (Poppy Z. Brite), George Saunders, Miloš Urban and Sergei Lukyanenko. Contact Me Don't Worry, I Won't Bite. Please enable JavaScript in your browser to complete this form.Please enable JavaScript in your browser to complete this form.Name *PronounsShe/HerHe/HimThey/ThemOtherE-mail *PhoneMessage *Send Now